While his wife was having a girls’ night at the Eras Tour, Prince Harry popped over to Tokyo to hang with his bestie, polo player Nacho Figueras. As the handsome sportsman revealed on Instagram, the pair hit up a shop to buy some stuff for their ladies. And it looks…not really like anything Meghan Markle would want?
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Don’t get us wrong—we are absolutely obsessed with this Dudes Rock pic of the pair, especially Harry’s sassy little hip jut and the fact that this kind of looks like a poster for a movie about two 10-year-olds who become overnight millionaires after inventing a new kind of smell in their treehouse and blow it all on race cars—but look at this store. Meghan does not want anything in this store! Meghan wants, like, cashmere curtains and a hairbrush made of organic reeds and biodegradable sneakers and earrings made of moon rocks. She wants adaptogenic wine and candles you’re only supposed to light on dates that are prime numbers and they’re each $300, for some reason. Harry, didn’t you ever look at The Tig? In her one post about Japan (Kyoto, not Tokyo, but still), she recommends a shop that makes fancy fans, a shop that makes fancy umbrellas, and a shop that makes fancy hairpins. I don’t think a braided phone charger cord is gonna cut it, souvenir-wise!
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So obviously I just fell down the rabbit hole of Instagram trying to figure out what Ignacio’s wife’s taste is, and I think it can be best summed up by this picture of some nail polishes in her collection.
Better luck next time, boys!